Best picture of my kids ever. I’m so in love.
#lucas #riley #truelove

bedquest:

I AM GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE MOUTH

WITH MY OWn mouth

softly

because i like you

Cant I just get some goddamn cuddles?

Or someone to at least show interest in cuddling me?

I’m tiny, i smell good, you dont even have to ask me to rub your back or shoulders i just do it anyway, and if you’re lucky i might just fondle you a little.

c’mon now.

sithladyhailey:

I feel like my ears look really classy now

nishlo:

metallikato:

generallegendary:

metallikato:

jewelstaites:

how to give a good handjob

• bop it
• pull it
• twist it

• harder
• better
• faster
• stronger 

You pull your left hand in
You pull your left hand out
You pull your left hand in
And you shake it all about!

Cha cha real smooth

and do the harlem shake

I think my nose is about to bleed I just snort laughed so hard.

nevver:

Yawn

My life.